From my experiences, the Maryland DC suburbs seem more like a "typical Washington suburb" than Northern Virginia did.
You enjoy contemplating your navel so much that you want to build a whole school devoted to said purpose. You like Chevy Chase a ton as well, maybe even more than Cal Ripken since he started doing those Century 21 commercials. Mostly, though, you want to kick back, watch the ballgame, and eat crabcakes. Brick is by far your favorite building material. You might even call yourself a brick house.
Take the State Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.